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I could pull off a mustache

[ lbr they're both wasted and it's definitely donna's fault ]

The mustachioed wonder

[ he can probably hear her laughing from her bedroom ]

[ there's definitely a momentary burst of laughter he can't help. why did they drink so much...tequila. why was tequila a good idea. ]

Maybe it'd send the right message. Maybe more villains would start taking me seriously.

[ look it turns out a lot of baddies remember your embarrassing childhood habits and catchphrases even when you grow up?? poison ivy asked about if he wanted tips picking a major for college once, it was awful. ]

[ and now she's laughing harder, enough to make her feel the need to muffle it into her pillow, even though there's no chance anybody will overhear her but him. still, she can't help herself ]

I just can't picture you with a mustache and the mask. oh my god. you'd look like oliver queen trying to pose as robin. And besides, villains take you plenty seriously. We're not sidekicks in this town, remember?

Fuck. You're right

[ IT'S SO FUCKING TRUE, OH GOD. ]

I know you heard when that diamond thief asked if it was past my bedtime

[ he knows because she started laughing, and it was rude af ]

Edited (fusses) 2020-04-01 14:50 (UTC)

yes 'm always right, my fine feathered friend. she doesn't count. She also thought she could catch a shuriken with her bare hand shuRiken

To to be fair she did kind of
Stop it
With her hand
She def needed stitches

SO many stitches. That's okay, she shouldn't have been stealing.

Or trying to catch shurikens
Fuck
Shuriken
What's the plural of shuriken

Shuriken Dick. Say it out loud 5 times. "sure i can sure I can sure I can"

[ he does not say that aloud five times, tyvm, but he did try it once or twice maybe, laughing. ]

Maybe that's how she got the wrong idea

yeah but It's not like you shouted what you were throwing at her before you threw it. Inspector Gadget style. So her gut reaction to seeing you throw a shiny thing at her was CATCH IT Tequila was a really strong choice that we made today.

Fuck. We should watch Inspector Gadget
Do you have the DVD?

[ why would she have the dvd, dick. ]

Tequila was a great choice we made today

Nobody has the dvd nobody has any dvds Go go gadget bat computer Download Inspector gadget starring matthew broderick I'm going to make water do you want any