outlive: (— training.)
𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ([personal profile] outlive) wrote2020-01-27 12:49 pm

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grocery 101 for dummies;

[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-27 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ before going away to college, donna actually lived a pretty sheltered life. it never felt that way, she never felt like she was missing out on anything, but. y'know. she was only a kid when her father died, and then life on the island wasn't exactly the same as living and growing up in new york city. it didn't matter how many times diana brought her to gotham to spend time with dick - even those visits were skewed since she spent most of her time at the wayne manor.

so.

living in her own apartment in the city threw her in the deep end when it came to accomplishing basic things you need to know how to do when you're living solo. she knew they were all important skills to have, but what she didn't know was that soon after college she'd be moving into a penthouse across the country with a friend that didn't know the first thing about any of it. which- is funny. it's really funny. it's amusing trying to answer questions without making him feel ridiculous, although they're so close that even when she does take a second to answer him like she thinks he might be joking, it probably doesn't sting as much as it would coming from someone else.

it's fine. they've totally got this.

the titans base of operations is nearly all set up - closets filled and furniture arranged - but what they don't have is food. there are only so many nights they can order take-out before donna bites the bullet and suggests a trip to whole foods. which is when they discover another thing dick's never actually had to do before. which is actually kind of exciting? okay, exciting is a strong word. but it's one of the more fun things to do when you're living on your own. well, fun because dick has a credit card with basically no limit, but that's here nor there. so they make a list, think up meals they want to try and make. it's all very organized and awesome. they're nailing it.

the store parking lot isn't too packed, which is a relief because this might take longer than your average trip to the supermarket.
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Alright- I'll push the cart, you're in charge of the list. [ said as they approach the lines of grocery carts outside of the store ] Oh, did we put eggs? We did. I think we did? Just double check for me. [ she's... assuming he has the list, anyway. ]
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-29 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ donna's already reaching into her messenger bag by then, and quickly finds a pen for him to use. she plunks her bag onto the seat in front of the carriage and pulls it from the row, of course now taking the time to try and think of any other stragglers in mind. she's sure there isn't, they spent so much time talking through meal plans that it's hardly possible, but. they also talked about eggs, too, so who knows. ]

We talked about breakfast, but I think we got a little caught up in the waffle vs. pancake discussion. Omelettes, though, with spinach and feta? [ she kisses the tips of her fingers ] You can show me some of those cooking skills. And I- [ she pauses to take a look around once they step through the sliding door entrance, very quickly deciding that they'll go left and work their way back. their list might be organized, but that doesn't mean she knows where any of the stuff is. ah. it's fine. they're not in a rush. ] I'll be the most supportive cheerleader and taste-tester that you've ever had in the kitchen.

[ she knows that's probably not true - that if he learned from alfred there was probably no shortage of support, or constructive criticism. still. she likes the idea of learning from dick, even if she'd never admit it, and trying things that would be new for both of them. new foods. new intensely healthy smoothies that she doesn't hate nearly as much as she pretends to. they've got any appliance they could possibly need, so really it's just a matter of what recipes they can find on google.

it also depends on if donna can find the damn diary section. which reminds her-
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We really should be starting with dry and canned things, and then working our way to fresh food - meat, dairy, frozen - so we don't have cold food sitting in our cart? But fuck it, let's start here. [ the meat department. it's fine. it's not like they'll be here that long. hopefully. ] Alright, what's up first?
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-29 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's a "they are not" on the tip of her tongue, but they just had this discussion, and she's so not going to get into it again. especially out in public. so instead he just gets a look. the look that lets him know there will be a continued discussion about the subject, but later. because- ]

Excuse you.

[ they do have stoves on the island, thank you very much, and he knows that. so that little wounded look doesn't last long, and instead she ends up pursing her lips as she looks over the different sections of the department. she gestures at the case with ground beef ( and turkey, and chicken ), leaving the mission of finding bacon up to her. and yes, once she does, she's going to grab three packages because it's her life and she's going to live it the way she wants to. and that is with an abundance of bacon. ]

I'd appreciate it if you didn't announce my mortal weaknesses in the middle of a crowded supermarket, thank you very much. [ said in quiet tones, very hush hush. ] And don't even think about switching to ground turkey, I won't let you taint my bacon cheeseburgers that way.

[ she has Needs, okay, and those needs include red meat. and bacon. and a best friend that supports those needs. ]

-- How do you feel about stuffed peppers?
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-31 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ her jaw drops, and it's only like, half feigned offense. the other half is actual offense. ] This coming from the guy who tried to feed me cauliflower crust pizza the other day, like I wouldn't notice.

[ after she takes in the fact that that's.. a lot of ground beef ( it's fine, they'll use it. probably. ), he's getting a look, but at least it's amused this time ]

I'm asking if you like them. We could make a few dozen using the sixty pounds of chop meat you just grabbed. And still have enough left over for burgers.

[ her eyes brighten, but she manages not to laugh at her own joke, yes. hyperbole is always funny. ]
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ donna's... pretty sure this is a bad idea.

okay, no. not bad, bad is a strong word. ridiculous? definitely. but it feels less ridiculous than setting him up with this really sweet girl without making sure he's not about to raise her stress levels 1000% after spending a night with him. she only knows her from class and a few study sessions, but she's wound almost tighter than dick and that's, y'know, impressive. but she's downright lovely, and bright, both in demeanor and intellectually, so. no, she's not expecting them to run off into the sunset together, but a fun night that isn't completely shallow? sure. they both need it.

so that's what brought them here, a few days before the date dick is set to go on, donna using it as an excuse to wear a cute dress and heels because why not? if they're going on a test date, she may as well look the part.

she doesn't keep him waiting when he knocks, her expression- not quite expectant, but maybe a little bit when she answers the door. of course, her smile perks up when she spots the flowers. well played!
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Well, hello. [ she puts on a coy look, tucking her hair behind her ear before she points to the roses. no, she won't be putting on an act the whole time, but she seems to find it amusing for now ] Are those for me?
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ she takes her performance so far as to taking the flowers and delicately smelling them, but it helps that they're there because they hide her somewhat shameless smile when he tells her she looks beautiful. dick's complimented her in such a way before, but that doesn't mean she doesn't like to hear it every time. she leans back into her apartment so she can put the flowers down on the nearest table, settling back right on time to catch that comment. ]

-- Do you want me to give constructive criticism in real time, or should I make mental notes for the drive home?

[ she's mostly teasing him, yes, but. really. ]
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-31 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I loved the flowers, loved the compliment, did not totally love the feeling that we're on a tight schedule so we need to keep it moving.

[ she bumps the button to get them back down to the lobby, stepping back to stand beside him again. ]

I'm speaking as someone who doesn't know you at all, remember? Just- try and keep it relaxed. Even if your plans are on a schedule, she doesn't have to know that.
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-03-31 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ of course he brought the porsche. that said- she doesn't hate it, honestly. it's impressive without being too flashy, but only because they're in the city and it takes a lot to come off flashy. but it still earns a small huff before it gives way into another smile, one she doesn't hide even once she's getting in the car.

she waits until the car is started and they're pulling out of his spot before speaking up again.
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So. What brings you to town? [ mm, no, she already knows he's going to say he's here to visit and friend, that's too easy. ] Are you thinking about going to school here? [ also kind of an easy one, but y'know. baby steps. ]
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text; when they're definitely just living down the hall from each other

[personal profile] deviation 2020-04-01 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Would you rather be bald forever, or have a mustache forever?

[ she might still be tipsy from when they drank for literally no reason before it's fine ]
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-04-01 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
The mustachioed wonder

[ he can probably hear her laughing from her bedroom ]
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-04-01 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ and now she's laughing harder, enough to make her feel the need to muffle it into her pillow, even though there's no chance anybody will overhear her but him. still, she can't help herself ]

I just can't picture you with a mustache and the mask. oh my god.
you'd look like oliver queen trying to pose as robin.

And besides, villains take you plenty seriously.
We're not sidekicks in this town, remember?
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[personal profile] deviation 2020-04-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
yes 'm always right, my fine feathered friend.

she doesn't count.
She also thought she could catch a shuriken with her bare hand
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