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dumb titans tower bff domesticity post

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To to be fair she did kind of
Stop it
With her hand
She def needed stitches

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SO many stitches.

That's okay, she shouldn't have been stealing.

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Or trying to catch shurikens
Fuck
Shuriken
What's the plural of shuriken

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Shuriken

Dick.
Say it out loud 5 times.

"sure i can sure I can sure I can"

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[ he does not say that aloud five times, tyvm, but he did try it once or twice maybe, laughing. ]

Maybe that's how she got the wrong idea

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yeah but
It's not like you shouted what you were throwing at her before you threw it.
Inspector Gadget style.
So her gut reaction to seeing you throw a shiny thing at her was
CATCH IT


Tequila was a really strong choice that we made today.

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Fuck. We should watch Inspector Gadget
Do you have the DVD?

[ why would she have the dvd, dick. ]

Tequila was a great choice we made today

1/2

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Nobody has the dvd
nobody has any dvds

Go go gadget bat computer
Download
Inspector gadget starring matthew broderick


I'm going to make water do you want any

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Pour water into a cup
shut up

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Make

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Water

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Fuck yes give me some

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I typed fast and hit send even faster.

we're going to share because i don't want to carry more than one cup
it'll be a big cup


Sit on the floor

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Why the floor

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In case we spill
It's a very big cup

[ it's a serving pitcher that's probably worth more than donna's truck ]

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Okay fine I'm sitting....Shit I forgot the laptop
Now I'm sitting.

[ it's fine there are probably like ten of those in the cupboards ]

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why are you on the internet

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To download the movie

[ god donna keep up ]

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[ there's just a "woooo" from the hallway

she hasn't gotten to the kitchen yet ]

This is the longest hallway

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Do you need help?

[ she can probably hear the sound of something falling as he tries to unsteadily lurch to his feet ]

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No i have a goal i know exactly which cup i'm going to use and where it is i just need to get there.



be careful
I'm being very careful

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I'm always careful
YOU be careful

[ he may or may not have lost his balance and gone into a cartwheel to avoid falling on his face. and nailed! so you know ha! ]

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youbecareful
I need to put the phone down so i can turn on the sink

nailed it* jfc

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Why are YOU drunk I thought Amazons were supposed to be impervious to everything

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First
Half amazon
Second
Impervious to many things but not booze not really


or at least not the amount of booze i had before

Amazons know how to party