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Fuck. We should watch Inspector Gadget
Do you have the DVD?

[ why would she have the dvd, dick. ]

Tequila was a great choice we made today

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Nobody has the dvd
nobody has any dvds

Go go gadget bat computer
Download
Inspector gadget starring matthew broderick


I'm going to make water do you want any

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Pour water into a cup
shut up

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Make

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Water

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Fuck yes give me some

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I typed fast and hit send even faster.

we're going to share because i don't want to carry more than one cup
it'll be a big cup


Sit on the floor

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Why the floor

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In case we spill
It's a very big cup

[ it's a serving pitcher that's probably worth more than donna's truck ]

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Okay fine I'm sitting....Shit I forgot the laptop
Now I'm sitting.

[ it's fine there are probably like ten of those in the cupboards ]

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why are you on the internet

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To download the movie

[ god donna keep up ]

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[ there's just a "woooo" from the hallway

she hasn't gotten to the kitchen yet ]

This is the longest hallway

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Do you need help?

[ she can probably hear the sound of something falling as he tries to unsteadily lurch to his feet ]

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No i have a goal i know exactly which cup i'm going to use and where it is i just need to get there.



be careful
I'm being very careful

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I'm always careful
YOU be careful

[ he may or may not have lost his balance and gone into a cartwheel to avoid falling on his face. and nailed! so you know ha! ]

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youbecareful
I need to put the phone down so i can turn on the sink

nailed it* jfc

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Why are YOU drunk I thought Amazons were supposed to be impervious to everything

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First
Half amazon
Second
Impervious to many things but not booze not really


or at least not the amount of booze i had before

Amazons know how to party

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I wish Bruce knew how to party.
As in, actually have fun at parties

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I mean
I think he had that billionaire playboy reputation before he put on the cowl, right?
so

i bet he knows how to party

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He wouldn't know fun if it hit him in the face

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Yeah, he's kind of a lost cause now I think.
but who really wants to party with them anyway

I wish you could just come to the island with me.
We could lay on the beach for a full twenty hours if we wanted to
and drink fruity drinks

and just not be robin and wonder girl for a while

[ uh oh oh no abort ]

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I used to think about it

[ time for some tipsy confessions™ ]

Every time you left, I'd imagine going back with you

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I always asked Diana if you could.
I was so sure she could pull strings

but back then she'd tell me you needed to be in gotham to protect the city
That the city needed you

it's all bullshit though you always deserved better than that city and she knew it